Slippy slidey |
A nice bit of bling |
My fundraising is going really well so far. I've hit the £900 mark, and that's not including the money from the virtual run my fellow Mind runner Helen is doing with me, nor does it include the proceeds from the charity dinner dance being held in my honour this coming Saturday. I'm hoping that in the next couple of months I will have hit my £1750 target, then any more is a bonus. It's so humbling seeing how many people have signed up to the virtual run. I couldn't have set it up so professionally without the help of Dan Batten who allowed me to piggyback onto his domain doo-ja-ma-flit (can you tell I'm fluent in computer lingo?!), and the amazing people at Team Strides sporting medals who have provided the beautiful medals. We still have a few spaces in adults' and children's runs left, so have a look at www.run4mind.virtualrun.org.uk if you fancy a try.
And finally, some things that I have learnt this past year as a runner. Take a look at the following:
Knees! The number of times I have been told that I am subjecting myself to a future of knee replacements, crutches, and the like, and how terribly bad for you it is to run. Last week I was told by a few older men that out of all their friends who have had coronary heart disease, it's only the runners who fare so badly. Apparently the immobile unhealthy diet ones are the "healthiest" now. Really?!! And what do you say to people who are so resolute that your hobby, your passion, is so damaging? There have been a few articles circulating on Facebook this week, one said that if you are a fast runner you will certainly die and early death (or words to that effect), then today I saw a headline saying that joggers are more unhealthy than non-runners. I admit I couldn't be bothered to read that one. I mean, come on, it's running. It's what our bodies were meant to do. It's not like we're juggling live hand grenades or cuddling crocodiles. And besides, we all have to die of something, surely it's better to go doing something you live then getting old and rotting away bit by bit?
One question that drives me demented is before a race, to be asked "are you going to do a Paula Radcliffe?". My dad seems to think this is quite funny and asks me it every time. It seems to be the question non-runners ask runners. As though this amazing woman is not to be remembered for her athletic prowess, but rather because once she pooed at the side of the road during a race. Ask any runner, the brown turtle of doom has plagued us all at some point!
So, going back to the list, my responses would be:
One question that drives me demented is before a race, to be asked "are you going to do a Paula Radcliffe?". My dad seems to think this is quite funny and asks me it every time. It seems to be the question non-runners ask runners. As though this amazing woman is not to be remembered for her athletic prowess, but rather because once she pooed at the side of the road during a race. Ask any runner, the brown turtle of doom has plagued us all at some point!
So, going back to the list, my responses would be:
- No reply, just a raised eyebrow and scathing look
- I pay for the bling. And sometimes the bonus finishers top. Oh yeah and the experience!
- Only in my dreams
- Often, but that's what music and thoughts are for
- Another scathing and disbelieving look here
- A train that's seriously annoyed
- You hear what inane stuff other people say and bash your head on a wall/tree
- Nope *touch wood*
- What about them?
- You should see me when I haven't run!!
- *smack*
- Oh dear....
- Don't bloody tempt me!
- Google maps has saved me from that many a time!
- You'd hope so seeing as I spend most of my life doing it!!
- I'm a woman. I'm a runner. I need a pair of shoes for every mood/day/set of conditions!
- Yes!!!
- Yes. It makes me feel badass
- Not when the wind's behind me
- Don't be soft!
- Possibly but again, I'm badass!
- You're catching on, that's good...!
- Yes, but it is the most delicious form of tiredness
- Hahaha I have 3 children under 5! Those days are gone!
- Blink and you'll miss me!!
And on that note I'll stop rambling for now, but if anyone fancies sponsoring me and showing support as I raise money for Mind and run the London Marathon, you can do so here www.justgiving.com/jennyhiggs and I'd be very grateful.
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